Erin Andrews Video Peep Pictures Still Burn Retinas
… and hard drives… and your eternal SOOOUUUUUULS!
With the weight of the Internet on her shoulders, Erin Andrews trudges on, hairspray in hand to blind those who would dare peep at her video (Photo: seanbfitzgerald.com)
The Erin Andrews video peep pictures (or is it the Erin Andrews peephole tape?) onslaught continues. Some of you may know it has the NY Post Erin Andrews photos brigade. I’d like to refer you to the words of the Dread Pirate Roberts for a moment on the matter of what’s going to happen to you if you continue to invade this woman’s privacy. He is my authority on all matters of the soul. Imagine the words being spoken in Andre the Giant’s voice and the effect will be complete:
I AM THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS. THERE WILL BE NO SURVIVORS. MY MEN ARE HERE, AND I AM HERE, BUT SOON YOU WILL NOT BE HERE — THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS TAKES NO SURVIVORS. ALL YOUR WORST NIGHTMARES ARE ABOUT TO COME TRUE. THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS IS HERE FOR YOUR SOULS!
Seriously, there are no giant French wrestlers waiting to take you away like a thief in the night. There are no bushes or pillars of flame that will annihilate you for gazing upon Erin Andrews. It simply isn’t going to happen. Furthermore, there is no final authority that’s writing your post-life travel itinerary. Miracle-Gro, perhaps, but that depends upon how much your family enjoys urns or wants to plant tuxedos and lacquered boxes in the ground. Those boxes have cost people lots of payday loans in Bell Flower and unsecured loans in the past, so it’s not something that should be taken lightly. If you need a lacquered box but are short of funds, apply here now. Perhaps we can help you.
But what about Erin Andrews video peep pictures?
Will your insatiable lust for this ravishing young sportscaster resign you to blindness? Will your palms become as shaggy forests? Will you suffer the munchies like Shaggy and Scooby, then laugh at inane things for an hour or two?
Bill Belew, vigilant Christian Worldview writer for Examiner.com, has weighed in on the whole Erin Andrews video peep pictures thing. He wonders if you REALLY want to see, which is ludicrous. Of course you do. What separates you from those who hide behind false piety is that you are being honest. Belew writes “If you don’t care about sin and all that, you can stop reading. After all, this is a Christian Worldview site.” Being that I’m a human being who craves information, I’ll keep reading, Bill.
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